- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

black people. that is all...

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Santa Clogged my toliet

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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