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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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