a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Military intelligence.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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