What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Womens rights.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That's unfortunate.

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poop.........

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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