- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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