What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jokes r dumb

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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