- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What is Jason? Black.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

France never surrender.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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