What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Jews for Jesus

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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