What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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