What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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