- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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