Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Black Poeple

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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