a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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