Knock Knock Come in.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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The Aristocrats

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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nine...eleven

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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