where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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