A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Anti jokes are funny

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Kenny G

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What what In the butt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's 9 +10 19

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i have 2 penises

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Slavery

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