Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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your all shit at jokes

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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George W. Bush

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

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