Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I won the game.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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