- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Small breasts.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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