how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why Because

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

minorities

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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