Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

your all shit at jokes

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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