- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

your all shit at jokes

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

George W. Bush

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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