- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A fish walks into a bar

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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