- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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