what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Women's rights

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A baby seal walks into a club.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

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