How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Benevolent villain.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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