- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What will happen when a black person die they die

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

live babies

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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