- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

knock knock go away

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

your momma's an antijoke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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