Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Hello world

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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