- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What time is it? 10:58

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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