What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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theres a fat guy

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Robin, get in the car.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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