- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

I like to eat.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Obama

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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