Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

The WNBA.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Womens Sports

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

I met a man today. His name was John.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

hi bye

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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