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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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