why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Black Poeple

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A black man killed someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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