What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Religion

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Thumbs this up

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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