why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Black Poeple

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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