Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Hi poop!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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