What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Women's rights

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Women's rights

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Anti Joke

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