A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Women rights.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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