- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Herman Cain

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

minorities

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

i have 2 penises

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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