- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's 6+2? 16

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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