Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Brittney Spears

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Jasper sucks.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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hi my name is? joe

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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