Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Thumbs this up

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hello world

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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