- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Freddie Mercurys teeth

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

No joke.

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