Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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The jets are a good team..

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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women's rights

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Baseball

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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