- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Baseball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

No.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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