- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Real jokes.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Women's rights

What has human male genitalia? A human male

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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