Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Jews for Jesus

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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