- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

im jewish

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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