- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Knock Knock Come in.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Hi my name is Bob

make me a sandwich!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

So one time this woman was learning...

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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