If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Hitler

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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