- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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