A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Religion

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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