What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Slavery lol

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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The geese of Growmore

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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