If life hands you lemons Take them

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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This is not a joke.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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