Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Pickle!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Penis

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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