What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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gays

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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poop.........

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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chuck norris

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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