- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

I am black.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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