What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

i have 2 penises

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What lives underground? Grandpa

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

sixty....eight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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