Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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SAY

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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hi my name is? joe

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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