Small breasts.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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SAY

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

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