A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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hi

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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69

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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