Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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