Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Womens rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

hi bye

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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