- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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