- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why Because

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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