- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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