milly, milly, milly, cat

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i have 2 penises

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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