- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What will happen when a black person die they die

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Women's Golf

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

womans rights

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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