What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Women rights.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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justin littleton. nuff said

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Pianca going ham

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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DERP

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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