- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Obamacare!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Slavery

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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