Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Benevolent villain.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Anti Joke

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