What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Women's rights

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Your life That's the joke

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a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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