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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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9:11 make a wish

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hahaha

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Hello

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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cheese

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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