Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

johann grayson being liked

God.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

God is religiously proven to be real

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

The jets are a good team..

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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