How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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