What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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ur mother

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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throbbing slobber

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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The WNBA

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Anti Joke

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