Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

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Brittney Spears

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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