- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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