I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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An Irishman stays home

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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No.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Anti Joke

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