Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Robin, get in the car.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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