Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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SPAMS!!!

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Go away.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Your mom.

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