What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

alcoholism kills

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

I have read and agree to terms of service.

ur mother

What's 1+1? 4.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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