What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

pubic lice.

...and I'm a Mormon.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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