- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

^that joke's not funny

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

throbbing slobber

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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