- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Real jokes.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Women's rights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Lockerbie bombing

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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