- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

women's lacrosse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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