Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why Because

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Women's rights

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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