Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Fruitcake

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I'm gay. Great me too.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

penis

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Anti Joke

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