What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Penis

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why Because

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Women's rights

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Global Warming.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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