Indeed.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Anti Joke

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