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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Your life That's the joke

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why Because

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Small breasts.

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