Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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knock knock come in

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A Jew returns change.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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