- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

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