A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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arse

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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