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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

. Deez nuts Ok

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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