Your mum is dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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An Irishman stays home

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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sixty....eight.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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