Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Penis

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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steves legs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What does a man like. food.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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