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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

whats round and like a ball a ball

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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