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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Black people

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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