What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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arse

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Dead babies.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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