What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Women rights.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Ben is gay

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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