What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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chuck norris

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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