Sea World Japan.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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