Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Women's rights

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

penis

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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