What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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