- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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