I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Kate

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Go away.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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