There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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i heart wiener

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

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