What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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nine...eleven

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What does a man like. food.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Hi poop!

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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