- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Noah is Smart.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

i have 2 penises

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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