Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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...Jack Vale

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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You're so straight!

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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nice shorts.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Black Poeple

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The WNBA

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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