What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Penis

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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newt gingrich

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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