Women's rights

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Robin, get in the car.

Go away.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

i have 2 penises

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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