Josh kissing a girl

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Exactly what?

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Your mum is dead

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Indeed.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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