- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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