- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

American Idol

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

the WNBA

beiber i straight

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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