- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock Knock Good one...

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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