Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Womens Rights.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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