A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

penis

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Sea World Japan.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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