- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Knock Knock Good one...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

two fish are in a tank.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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