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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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