How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

pubic lice.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

What break when you talk?

I am really good at math debating

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

. Deez nuts Ok

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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