A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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