Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What break when you talk?

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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I am really good at math debating

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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