a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Fruitcake

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Go away.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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