I have read the Terms of Service.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Men's rights.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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