- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock Knock Good one...

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Mexicans working in an office

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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