What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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