In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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^that joke's not funny

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