Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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. Deez nuts Ok

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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lololololololololol

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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