Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Slavery lol

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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haha.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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