Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Black Poeple

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

roses are red, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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