There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Anti Joke

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