Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

jokes r dumb

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Punchline.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

I love boobs

A fat man buys a salad

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A horse walks into a bar...n

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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