- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

jack shine has boobs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Turtles

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Baseball

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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