What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

a horse walks into a barn

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Hey Caleb.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Windows Vista

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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