- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Giving birth to the antichrist

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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