what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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penisface

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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