Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Guess what? SHADAP

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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