How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Hello

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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i hate you.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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noodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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