Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What comes after "Q" R

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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a horse walks into a barn

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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