Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Women's Basketball.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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lewis bedford

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Potato salad

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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