What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti jokes.

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Dozer has a soul

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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