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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Noah is Smart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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