What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

a little girl gets raped

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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