do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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God.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Avery has crabs.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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George W. Bush

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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