What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Pickle!

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Potato salad

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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