one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's 6+2? 16

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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wat?

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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