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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Mexicans working in an office

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

potato

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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