What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Avery has crabs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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