How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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you are gay

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

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