A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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come along children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Haha pizza

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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women's rights

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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a little girl gets raped

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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