- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy leaves prison

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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