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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Miscarriages.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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sixty....eight.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

American Idol

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Miscarriages.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

I can't think of a joke!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.