Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Penis

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What does a man like. food.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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