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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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