yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Religion

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Anti Joke

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