Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Nickelback.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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