*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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whats better than shoes feet

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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