Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

i have 2 penises

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

W.N.B.A.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops