the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Herman Cain

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Women

Slavery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

womans rights

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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