- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

A baby seal walks into a club...

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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