What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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sweaty black guy

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Google Doodles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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