Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

haha.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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