What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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WNBA

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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