Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

your face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Dan O'Driscoll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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