im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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