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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

penisface

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Working hard or hardly working????

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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