yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Bumsniffer

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Whats 0+0 0

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Water, please.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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but there is a road to the super market

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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