What do you call Obama? - the president

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

a black guy leaves prison

Knock knock Come in!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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