- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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