Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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