- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Y2K

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

want to go home? yea

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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