A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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whats better than shoes feet

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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