what do you call a cup?... a cup

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

guess what? chicken butt.

KEVIN HART

What is 69? A two digit number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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