how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Black people

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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