want to go home? yea

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

lololololololololol

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Mexicans working in an office

A van drives into a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

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