Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Womens rights.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A van drives into a car.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Get in the van

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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