How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Pickle!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Don't rape me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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