What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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