Hi colton

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

No

Womens rights.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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