9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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oops

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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