- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Tacos

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Steering Wheel Face.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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