- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A homeless person dies.

World peace

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

I LIKE TURLES.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

oops

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Your mum is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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