Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Womens rights.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Bumsniffer

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