Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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