- Anti Joke

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

you just lost the game!

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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