Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Women's Basketball.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Tacos

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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