- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Women Drivers.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

your life

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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