A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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