"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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WNBA

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Don't rape me!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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