- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's your name? You tell me.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Mmmm, donuts

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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