Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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