Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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404 Error: Joke not found

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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the real mccoy

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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