a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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haha.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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