Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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WNBA

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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