- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

who farted? umm........that guy.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Religion

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Get in the van

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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