What flys? A fly

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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lol

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i heart wiener

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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NEVER

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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69

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Canada's army

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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World Of Warcraft

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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