A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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WNBA

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Obama.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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gay marriage.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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