What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Robin, get in the car.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

666 im christian

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

penis

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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