What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Your mom goes to college

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Slavery lol

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

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