What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Women's rights.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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WNBA

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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