What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What should I name my dog?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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666 im christian

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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