A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Your mom goes to college

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Slavery lol

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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