- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

American Idol

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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