Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Hummer.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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