Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Haha

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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