Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Amputations.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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