A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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GONNA

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Adam Sandler.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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memes

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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