Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Avery has crabs.

Google Doodles

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

The glass is half an hour.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Miscarriages.

Hi colton

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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