The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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69

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A van drives into a car.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Lebron Traveled

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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