- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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