Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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