- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Gadaffi

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What is brown and smells? Poop

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Icecream

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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