your life

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womens rights!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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whats gay ? you

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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