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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Ancient Greeks rights

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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