-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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I dislike old people.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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what time is it rape time

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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