- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Gadaffi

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

96

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Punchline.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

i wish i was a tree !

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??