Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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