Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

A fish walks into a bar

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

sweaty black guy

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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