- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the bunny eat his food

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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