Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Golf.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Women Drivers.

What should I name my dog?

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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