- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the bunny eat his food

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

...and I'm a Mormon.

Women's Rights

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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