Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Hey

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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