Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Tacos

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Real jokes.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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