- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Your mum is dead

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

I am a real homosexual

Women's rights.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

women's rights.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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