KEVIN HART

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Gadaffi

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beiber i straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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