A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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The WNBA

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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